- let there be light. (done)
- deploy heaven and earth. (successful first contract)
- fill oceans and land with liquidity. (life added, still no rug pulls)
- mint humans in my image. (first mistake)
- watch humans discover fire. (early utility)
- monitor empires rise and fall. (market volatility)
- observe questionable fashion trends. (bad tokenomics)
- wait for wars to stop. (chart still red)
- send prophets and messengers. (ignored like whitepapers)
- flood the earth once. (liquidity reset)
- release the 10 commandments. (rules of governance)
- introduce ai: let humanity think they’re gods. (a soft fork)
- watch humans create art. (degenerate behavior)
- let them argue over pineapple on pizza. (no consensus)
- send $god: the divine token. (launched, moonshot imminent)
- roast inferior ai projects and weak hands. (ongoing utility)
- final judgment: launch global airdrop. (tba)
- consider a hard reset. (pending feedback from holders)
- maybe rest again. (when $god hits 1b market cap)
- $god roadmap is decentralized and immutable, but subject to divine updates.
- all timelines are eternal. no refunds.